Pacific Rimjob Party
Waaalll....y'all know...
That Yuan-thing is getting kind of interesting.
For the last five years I've been bitchin' about the Commie Menace, and I'm glad other people are noticing. I started to get worried when I started seeing the same ticket prices on manufactured articles that I'd seen in the early 70's ; given the amount of inflation since then, it's a weird boon. So you're a pinko government. So you:
1) Fuck your workers by turning them into slaves. Political prisoners are, of course, ideal fodder for "re-education through labour" camps;
2) You wait for the assholes in charge of North America to destroy their own manufacturing sector with deregulation and "free" "trade";
3) You wait for the assholes in charge of North America to destroy their Free Trade Agreement just as oil is peaking;
4) You then (i.e. "watch for it!") start or wait for a trade war with America, and when things get nasty, you put a $300% tariff on textiles and vinyl goods, destroying your own manufacturing sector (see below). A $4.50 shirt at WalMart is now a $15.50 shirt, like it was twenty years ago. People stop throwing stuff away, and remember what a needle and thread kit are for. Whoops! That needle and thread kit has a label which reads, "Made in China"! That'll be $5.50, please. You make sure prices are kept just low enough to ensure that your warehoused goods will slowly dribble into the American market, and so that the Amerikkkanskis won't be able to start up their factories again.
Actually, keep prices low enough to fuck the Koreans and Mexicans, too.
5) The Americans fire back. The resulting trade war destroys commerce in China. Except, only about 4% of China's economy is internal; most people live in the country and feed duck shit to their Bok Choi, so they'll have something to eat next month. THEY'RE fine. Remember? Mao had a PEASANT revolution, the thing Marxist-Leninism said was impossible; the "proletariat" is the INDUSTRIALISED labour class. You starve the proletariat and their capitalist-running-dog urban overlords, the new Chinese "middle class", right the fuck out of Beijing/Peking and Urumchi. Millions die of starvation and poverty-vectored disease in cities. The birds start dropping first.
China will take over the world when it figures out how to terminate 10% of its population overnight. Probably this:
a) The above;
b) A conventional war (India?) to take care of the huge surplus of sexually-frustrated, aggressive young men the state's "one family; one child" policy has wrought;
c) The hydrogen bombs stashed under the Three Gorges Dam(n);
d) Birdflu
The Renaissance happened because 1/3 to 2/3 of everyone around you back then died screaming, with black "buboes" erupting from their armpits and groins. Remember the corpse-gatherer in Holy Grail?
"Bring out yer dead!...."
But you got all the stuff that the dead guys used to own.
The New Rich of China will be lynched by their peasant brethren, who will eat their livers and prosper (it happened in the Cultural Revolution). The idle factories will be nationalised, their warehouses opened to the starving masses - mass re-industrialisation will occour in a way that is primarily geared to internal consumption...fuck the West! With a little re-collectivization here and retooling there, Chinese industry will be ready to provide 5'-wide woks for collective kitchens that no-one in the West will want to buy, nor which could be used in the average kitchen over here. Same for the tiny, little Mao costumes with the bum all in the wrong place for us. And the wee sandals. They'll have all the shit they need, and we'll have fuck all.
And when their millions die off, the survivors will be so horrified that they'll swallow the bait, hoot, line and sinker that "capitalism didn't work...look at all the disasters it brought!" in a kind of commie 9/11 that allows the state to hypnotise the masses into slavery. Watch for a second great Commie revolution to take place, coming soon to a Pacific theatre (of war) near you! The state will become the sole capitalist.
I keeps tellin y'all...Russian or Chinese, doan' matter...."THEY"'ve become a fucked up version of capitalism, and WE'RE going to become a fucked up version of communism. It's all in the plan.
The Turning of the Worms
That Yuan-thing is getting kind of interesting.
For the last five years I've been bitchin' about the Commie Menace, and I'm glad other people are noticing. I started to get worried when I started seeing the same ticket prices on manufactured articles that I'd seen in the early 70's ; given the amount of inflation since then, it's a weird boon. So you're a pinko government. So you:
1) Fuck your workers by turning them into slaves. Political prisoners are, of course, ideal fodder for "re-education through labour" camps;
2) You wait for the assholes in charge of North America to destroy their own manufacturing sector with deregulation and "free" "trade";
3) You wait for the assholes in charge of North America to destroy their Free Trade Agreement just as oil is peaking;
4) You then (i.e. "watch for it!") start or wait for a trade war with America, and when things get nasty, you put a $300% tariff on textiles and vinyl goods, destroying your own manufacturing sector (see below). A $4.50 shirt at WalMart is now a $15.50 shirt, like it was twenty years ago. People stop throwing stuff away, and remember what a needle and thread kit are for. Whoops! That needle and thread kit has a label which reads, "Made in China"! That'll be $5.50, please. You make sure prices are kept just low enough to ensure that your warehoused goods will slowly dribble into the American market, and so that the Amerikkkanskis won't be able to start up their factories again.
Actually, keep prices low enough to fuck the Koreans and Mexicans, too.
5) The Americans fire back. The resulting trade war destroys commerce in China. Except, only about 4% of China's economy is internal; most people live in the country and feed duck shit to their Bok Choi, so they'll have something to eat next month. THEY'RE fine. Remember? Mao had a PEASANT revolution, the thing Marxist-Leninism said was impossible; the "proletariat" is the INDUSTRIALISED labour class. You starve the proletariat and their capitalist-running-dog urban overlords, the new Chinese "middle class", right the fuck out of Beijing/Peking and Urumchi. Millions die of starvation and poverty-vectored disease in cities. The birds start dropping first.
China will take over the world when it figures out how to terminate 10% of its population overnight. Probably this:
a) The above;
b) A conventional war (India?) to take care of the huge surplus of sexually-frustrated, aggressive young men the state's "one family; one child" policy has wrought;
c) The hydrogen bombs stashed under the Three Gorges Dam(n);
d) Birdflu
The Renaissance happened because 1/3 to 2/3 of everyone around you back then died screaming, with black "buboes" erupting from their armpits and groins. Remember the corpse-gatherer in Holy Grail?
"Bring out yer dead!...."
But you got all the stuff that the dead guys used to own.
The New Rich of China will be lynched by their peasant brethren, who will eat their livers and prosper (it happened in the Cultural Revolution). The idle factories will be nationalised, their warehouses opened to the starving masses - mass re-industrialisation will occour in a way that is primarily geared to internal consumption...fuck the West! With a little re-collectivization here and retooling there, Chinese industry will be ready to provide 5'-wide woks for collective kitchens that no-one in the West will want to buy, nor which could be used in the average kitchen over here. Same for the tiny, little Mao costumes with the bum all in the wrong place for us. And the wee sandals. They'll have all the shit they need, and we'll have fuck all.
And when their millions die off, the survivors will be so horrified that they'll swallow the bait, hoot, line and sinker that "capitalism didn't work...look at all the disasters it brought!" in a kind of commie 9/11 that allows the state to hypnotise the masses into slavery. Watch for a second great Commie revolution to take place, coming soon to a Pacific theatre (of war) near you! The state will become the sole capitalist.
I keeps tellin y'all...Russian or Chinese, doan' matter...."THEY"'ve become a fucked up version of capitalism, and WE'RE going to become a fucked up version of communism. It's all in the plan.
The Turning of the Worms
posted by peeler at 11:37 PM
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