Why I've Decided To Become A Creationist
Think for a second about Jesus and when he lived, 2,000 or so years ago. Think of everything that's happened since then... a lot of stuff, lots of big changes. The fall of the Roman Empire. The Renaissance. Playstation 2.
Okay, imagine you run into Jesus way back when and you go up to him and ask him to imagine what 2,000 years before that was like? He probably wouldn't be able to give you many details. What was going on in 2,000 B.C.? I dunno. Hell, Athens wouldn't be built for another 800 years, so it's awhile ago.
Okay, so go back another 2,000 years before that. What was going on 6,000 years ago? According to Creationists, that was when God created the world.
However, geologists say the planet is actually 750,000 x 6,000 years old.
Whoa! I think I'll have to side with the Creationists. The idea that this is as far as human beings have gotten in 750,000 x 6,000 years is just too fucking depressing.
Oh, and I just found out : I'm actually about a year older than the science of plate tectonics. Krazy!
- g-spot -
Okay, imagine you run into Jesus way back when and you go up to him and ask him to imagine what 2,000 years before that was like? He probably wouldn't be able to give you many details. What was going on in 2,000 B.C.? I dunno. Hell, Athens wouldn't be built for another 800 years, so it's awhile ago.
Okay, so go back another 2,000 years before that. What was going on 6,000 years ago? According to Creationists, that was when God created the world.
However, geologists say the planet is actually 750,000 x 6,000 years old.
Whoa! I think I'll have to side with the Creationists. The idea that this is as far as human beings have gotten in 750,000 x 6,000 years is just too fucking depressing.
Oh, and I just found out : I'm actually about a year older than the science of plate tectonics. Krazy!
- g-spot -
posted by peeler at 8:29 AM
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