Saturday, April 29, 2006

Gee, the hard-ons are kinda losing steam...

http://www.hist.umn.edu/~ruggles/Approval.htm

It's sort of like a guy trying to impress a new girl (or guy, whatever) with his stickmanship but doesn't know when to say goodnight and roll over.

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Friday, April 14, 2006

The-Not-Ready-For-Blog-Rant-Players, Volume 2

A Passing Fancy

Hey, I just thought of something... if we could go forward to when we're dead, and could see the utter horror that awaits us after we shrug off this mortal coil, be it hellfire or infinite nothingness, we'd certainly come back with a renewed sense that every day must be lived to the fullest! However, we'd probably be so fucked up knowing what an abysmal let-down the afterlife is, we wouldn't be able to enjoy a minute of it.

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Here's a great movie title :

Hairy Goblet and the Fire(ing) of the Potter(y)

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Your moment of Heinlien

"I'm sorry, Doctor, but I keep having these terrible dreams. I wander around, lonely and terrified and betrayed, and all the trouble seems so unnecessary. And then I wake up... oh, sorry, 'get stoned'... the people in the dreams keep insisting that getting stoned is an awful thing... and then I get stoned..."

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Deathwatch® says I've got 13,406 days left. Christ. If I assume the meat I eat every day comes from, say, 5 different sources, the bodies of at least 67,030 different animals will have contributed to keeping me alive between now and the day I die. I hope I can somehow repay the debt when it comes my turn to contribute.

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Eulogy to Daily Kos

Daily Kos is like a leper colony:
When all is lost, at least there's a sense of community.

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A Great Jesus Line Never Uttered

"The poor you will always have. But low interest rates? Here today, gone tammara' "

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Monday, April 10, 2006

Happy Birthday, Spooge!

This one goes out to our one and only loyal reader, Spooge. Zippy Barmiztvah, ya' old fart!

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