Quotable Quotes (I Just Made up)

The President of the United States wants to eat your babies! I fail to see how anything can be more important than that!

I have to wonder : if alcohol didn't exist, how many people alive today would have bumped themselves off long ago? Long Live Alcohol! The Saviour of Our Nation!

It's a good thing my mother instilled in me a solid sense of "good will to all men", otherwise I'd make a dynamite serial killer.

Miracles are real and they happen every day. They just happen on the sub-atomic level, that's all. It's called "Life", stupid!

While I can't listen to 1/100th of his catalogue without going stark-raving mad, I have to say : what a shittier planet this would be if Frank Zappa had never trod it.

If I ever figure out what my brain is for, I wouldn't need it anymore.

Women! You give them a fucking millimeter and they just take everything!!

I have over 1,800 movies and 4,000+ T.V. shows and documentaries. I have no fucking idea what to watch.

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Something In The Air

Is it just me or has there emerged a quickly growing, almost maniacal, hatred of George Bush and everyone around him, over the last few weeks? Even big name Republicans are trashing him six ways from Sunday. I say quickly, even though people with more than 1 brain cell to rub together hated his guts 5 years ago and saw through the lies like cellophane. But assuming that the majority of citizens are brain dead, the recent wave of unrest is unprecedented.

Therefore, because I see no other way out for the fucking carpetbaggers who've hijacked North America to exit gracefully from the horrific disaster(s) that they've emersed us in, I'm putting this in writing : before the mid-term elections, there will another 9/11. This is going to be far more obvious, and most likely far uglier, because they won't have the kind of time to get it organzied like they did the first time. It'll be fascinating (and also nauseating, I'm sure) to see how John Q. Public reacts to this one.

By the way, what's the "Q" in "John Q. Public" stand for, anyway? Not "question", surely.

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