I've been wading around in the open cess pool that is the "Senate page scandal", since there's clearly very little else to talk about down in the good ol' U.S. of Eh? The rest is just jibber-jabber... like that they just gave George Bush the right to snag and torture any person he feels like snagging and torturing (I can't wait to see the first well-known "moderate" Republican senator or house member get hauled off and water-boarded). And there are those couple of wars they're fighting. Oh, and that city they let drown.
Anyhoo, I came to a startling revelation : this is what finally might bring these fuckers down, some greasy slimeball text messaging porn to a bunch of teenagers. Kids who, let's face it, probably figured out early that this is the way the game is played in D.C. if you want to end up a greasy slimeball with any real power.
Because as we know, tens, maybe hundreds, of thousands of people being mercilessly killed for no reason, or the tanking of the North American economy, or the stripping of their precious civil liberties right off their backs, are just background noise on the net.
Nope, what America cares most about is jerking off.
I've said it before, and if I haven't, then I'm saying it now : Americans deserve every excruciating reaming they get, times infinity, and then some.
I also thought : the timing is colossally suspicious. Obviously this was designed to coincide perfectly with the ramp up to their crucial upcoming mid-term elections. But did whoever think of this actually understand that the only way you can outrage stupid Americans is with outrageous stupidity?!?
If so, it means there's hope! (in spite of the fact that one third of the entire planet will be a desert within one average North American's life span).
Have a nice day!
- g-spot -
P.S. You know what pisses me off the most? That they didn't teach a course called "If a Democrat has been in the White House for 8 years, your next decade is going to be very difficult" when I was in Grade 3. What happened to "No Child Left Behind"?!?
