Hula Jesus

I've got this weird widget; it's a square with 4 selectable backdrops and 4 selectable characters... whatever character you choose will appear against whatever backdrop you choose, and when you wave the mouse over it, he / she will start doing the hula, and will stop after about 20 seconds. My favourite hula character is Jesus. Hula Jesus. When I'm feeling down, I wave the mouse over Hula Jesus and he does his little 20 second dance and I usually feel at least a little bit better for it. But I can't help wonder why the Almighty needs the attention of me, a lowly nothing, every 20 seconds or so, or he just can't hula no mo' ?

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On Death and Mayhem

Like everyone, I'm inexplicably fucked up by the idea of 30+ people getting shot to death at point blank range in Virginia. Perhaps it's the proximity.

However, every day, CNN runs a little tag line, for about an hour, about 50 - 200 people getting turned into smudges by the latest suicide bomber in Iraq.

So maybe it's really about white people getting blown away. Weird.

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R.I.P. Kurt Vonnegut

Okay, people, all we have left now is pain, misery and madness, so we'd better make the most of it.

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Imagine That!

Aldous Huxley and JFK
Died on the same day.

I'm juss sayin', is all.

UPDATE : no, I mean the VERY same day, November 22, 1963.

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Watching This Al Franken Documentary

And he had Sean Hannity on and they were screeching back and forth and then I stopped it, on a freeze frame profile of Hannity. I stared at this picture for 5 minutes or so, and thought : "there's something wrong with your brain, Sean Hannity, something defective. If there isn't, then there's something wrong with mine."

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