Your Smile For Today

Wow. I just read this and it really felt like I was reading the titles in "12 Monkeys" : in the future, looking back at the first real snippet of confirmation that utter doom is on its way:

Reporting for The Independent, Cahal Milmo writes, "A rise of two degrees centigrade in global temperatures - the point considered to be the threshold for catastrophic climate change which will expose millions to drought, hunger and flooding - is now "very unlikely" to be avoided, the world's leading climate scientists said yesterday."

Then, not wanting to kill myself just yet, I rewrote it in such a way that made it much more palatable:

Reporting for The Independent, Cahal Milmo writes, "A rise of two degrees centigrade in local temperatures - the point considered to be the threshold for catastrophic mood swings in women and gay men - is now "very unlikely" to be avoided, the world's leading fashion experts said yesterday."

And suddenly, I felt better!

I think I should create some kind of web site that can translate any other web page into "happy talk". It would make the news easier to bear, even if it had no effect on reality.

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